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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Troll 2

Okay, I know what your thinking. Why would a bad horror film and a sequel none-the-less be on a film snob blog(say that three times fast)? We all appreciate the art of great film making, but people who really love watching movies can appreciate films so god awful that they become enjoyable because of it.

Now, I haven't seen Troll, but from what I've read Troll 2 has nothing to do with the first movie. As a matter of fact, it has nothing to do with trolls. Troll 2 is about goblins. If there is some connection between trolls and goblins that discussion is for some other nerd blog. The point here is Troll 2 is full of bad movie gold. Apparently this movie is ranked the #1 worst movie on imdb. Now you have to see it. How can you not see the worst movie of all time?

If you need more reasons to see this movie I'll give you a few highlights to wet your appetite. The basic premise is a town called Nilbog is full of vegetarian goblins who must turn people into a green veggie mush (by making them eat things with green paste on it) before they can safely eat them. Our hero, a sweaty constipated young boy, talks to his dead grandfather and tends to "piss on hospitality." His older sister wants nothing more than to loose her virginity, but her boyfriend is a idiot. The only thing that can save them is a double decker bologna sandwich.

This movie is meant to be seen with a group of friends. Buy some beer, make some bologna sandwiches and enjoy the laughs.

1 comment:

  1. I wanna watch this now. Like I really need a excuse to eat Bologna.